"Noah, I think we need to have a serious talk. Let's be honest here. You have a chewing problem. Your addiction has led to the destruction of so many things... I want to help you overcome this!"
"Please don't turn your back on me! I'm reaching out to you... I want to help!"
Oh Charlotte, can't you see he's still in the denial phase?
He completely severed a cell phone charger. He's chewed almost every book I own. My headband. Me. My chair... It's gotten serious.
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