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Time for another of Charlotte's fine whines. This one is a little more menacing than the previous... Actually, I guess it's more of a growl. Oh well.

So, there's this outdoor cat that has taken a liking to our backyard. It usually comes in the morning, but not so today. I was all set to record Charlotte whining for her dinner when her "friend" arrived and distracted her. I am pleased with the results.

Charlotte is so social. I've trained her well.

Caught In The Act!!

Noah and Miss Charlotte were caught getting cozy earlier in the evening. Sources say the two have been spending increasing amounts of time together, specifically out on romantic dates. Miss Charlotte denies these claims, and Noah could not be reached for comment.

I, for one, think the pictures speak for themselves. It is only a matter of time before these two announce they are a couple.

Also, this is an outtake- but I had to share it because it's kind of funny. 

They have laser eyes!! Target acquired.

He Always Has To Put On A Show

Noah just cannot stand being out of the spotlight. He showed me his new routine a little bit ago. It's pretty cute, I can't deny it. But it's clear he likes to be the center of attention.

Oh Noah, Noah, Noah. I love my bun. On a side note, I really need to get better lighting here at the 2 Cats 1 Bun headquarters. 

Welcome to Cat-Napa Valley

Life has been pretty dull since Easter. I mean, Noah just wants to lay around and eat hay. Granted, he totally deserves a break, but now I'm bored.

I asked myself, what do people usually do when they're bored? And the answer came to me. Whine. Ah! And just like that, I was inspired.

I am going to take you on a Whine Tour, my friends! One that doesn't require you to be at least 21 years of age! You see, Charlotte is a whine-o. She's very experienced in the art of fine whine, and I thought she might share her expertise with the rest of us. She agreed! So, friends, here we are at stop number one!

NOTE: That whole head turning thing was not because I was twisting my head or dangling a treat. She does that on her own, although I have no idea why.

My Baby Is Growing Up!

Noah has gotten bigger. MUCH bigger than when I first brought my babybun home. This is good. It would be nice if Noah could stay a kitten (the correct term for a baby bunny), but it's fun to watch him grow up into a teenagebun.

So itty bitty.

But now, check out his growth progress!

Congratulations Noah!! You are big!

I Never Promised To Be Normal

My cats love lounging on the fireplace mantel. So today, I thought I'd give it a try.

I totally get why they love it up there. I may have to hang out there more often...

Kickin' Back

Noah has fulfilled his Easter Bunny duties! It is now his time to relax. Job well-done!

 

Noah can go back to his normal, quiet life. No worries, he'll be back next year!

The Hiding Of The Eggs

The Hiding Of The Eggs is the greatest Easter ritual. I mean, it's the whole point of the holiday. The Easter Bunny hides eggs, and you find them. It's not Easter without that. There's some other stuff, like Jesus rising from the dead, but that's all secondary.

Onward!

Noah has a thing for booze.

This is dangerous! Someone could step on it if they aren't careful!

Seriously Noah? Do you think we're blind?

That's a little better...

Good one! I just hope he gets out before I get hungry..

Beautifully done, Noah. Wonderful.

For The Last Time...

No, Charlotte, there is still no Easter Cat. There never will be.

Get over it. Today is Noah's day, stop being a brat.

The Obligatory Bunny In A Basket Pose

We here at 2 Cats 1 Bun are fully aware that no Easter is complete without a bunny in a basket and some fake eggs. First, we tried to be different and used a bowl. We quickly discovered that baskets are, in fact, superior.

Charlotte and Sookie joined... They're so angry that it's an Easter Bunny and not an Easter Cat. It's always about them. Don't worry Noah, you're still the star!

Easter Bowl... Meh

Oh, much better! We adhere to tradition!

Well, well. Hello Sookie.

You can tell Charlotte feels betrayed by Noah... How could he steal the spotlight?!

Charlotte feigns boredom. And looks like a freak whilst doing so.

Sookie checks out the basket and the eggs.

And then punches Noah in the head because she's jealous. Charlotte looks away in disdain. 

Also, here is Noah's booty. IT'S A COTTON BALL!

In short, Noah is the cutest of everything. And he's going to make a rockin' Easter Bunny in the morning! I adore him!

The Easter Bunnies Employ Slave Labor

How else do you think they get so many eggs?

Noah checks out the first batch of eggs while his slave (me) stands in the background.

He takes a closer look. 

He does not approve of the raspberry egg... I was just following the colors on the back of the food dye box! It's not like Noah gave me many options.

But overall, he approves. I would be stepping out of place if I told him that Easter Bunnies do not incubate the Easter eggs. Oh well, all the eggs are his "children" and he loves each and every one!

He has given me permission to continue my work.. only 104729 more eggs to dye!

'Ey, It's Noah Bunboa

Being an Easter Bunny requires tremendous strength. Carrying thousands of Easter baskets is no small task, you know. Noah managed to squeeze in one last work out before tomorrow... and I got to be his spotter. He's gotten really buff in the past forty days! He can bench press a full pound now!

I would say he's physically ready for tomorrow. Did you see his bulging muscles??

Here Comes Noah Cotton Butt!

It's almost Easter! Today, we tried to work out Noah's route. I don't think he's very good at reading maps...

"You will start in this location."

"Then head northeast..."

"And east from there.. Right there, yes, that's good."

"Next, you're going to go the long way, so head south by southeast. Are you still with me?"

"Go straight up north, see what I mean by the long way? Noah? Noah! Pay attention!"

He doesn't seem to understand how important this is. Our success is contingent upon his ability to follow the route!! Otherwise, thousands of children will be left egg-less and basket-less! They will lose all faith in the Easter Bunny, and will shun the entire holiday for the rest of their lives! Then, their children will never know of the joys of finding dyed eggs! Generations will miss out!  It will be a disaster!!!

I must stay calm... There is still much to do.

They Love Each Other...

Lighting: Poor. Image quality: Poor. Content: AMAZING. Well, I don't know about that last one. But I like my movie. It has a special effect.

The few. The proud. The Easter Bunnies.

Easter bunny training continues. Sometimes, I don't know if we'll make it. But we continue to move forward!!

I explained to Noah that the Easter Bunny typically gives children chocolate. His diet mainly consists of pellets, hay, banana yogurt dipped treats, and tropical fruit treats. So he's not familiar with chocolate. Chocolate is a very difficult thing to explain.

After I tell Noah all about the joys of chocolate, I decide to put him to the test. "Bring me chocolate!!" I said.

Silly rabbit, Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur is illegal to give to young children! We'd better crack down before the law gets involved...