"Away, thou issue of mangy dog!"

That up there ^^ is a Shakespearian quote.  Well, I should say Shakespearian insult.  From the play Timon of Athens.  So why the obscure Shakespearian insult?  I'm brushing up on my Shakespeare, of course, because God has blessed us with the greatest acting talent of our time!  Nay, the greatest Shakespearian acting talent EVER!

Behold, here she is lying dead in the middle of the road, having just been brutally tickled to death by the feather duster she is laying on...

*choir of angels*

It's beautiful.  Charlotte has found her calling!