For the first time ever, the elusive Sookie Monster (Sookius Monstorius) has been captured on film.
The natural habitat of the Sookie Monster is underneath beds, and its natural diet consists of a person's time. It is a very needy creature, and it requires at least two hours of cuddling a day to survive. The Sookie Monster in this photograph is particularly skilled in choosing the precise moment when cuddling is most inconvenient for a person.
It is a horrific beast. Three minutes after this picture was taken, the camera crew tried its best to capture the Sookie Monster, but the creature is far too cunning and swift. It roams at large, and all people with a bed are urged to be very cautious.
***UPDATE***
We have received another photograph of the Sookie Monster! Notice its focus and intensity as it seeks out its next victim...
Citizens, be very alert and take all safety precautions!
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